Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Things you should not do.
1. Tug on Superman's cape.
2. Spit into the wind.
3. Pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger.
4. Dare the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to "out-stupid" themselves.
The University of Georgia recently bade farewell to mascot UGA VII. PETA responded by suggesting that Georgia's next mascot should be a robot bulldog. (The first comment to the linked post is awesome, and if PETA had thought to include that in their suggestion, they might have found a lot more takers.)
Oh, and you should also not mess around with Jim.
2. Spit into the wind.
3. Pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger.
4. Dare the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals to "out-stupid" themselves.
The University of Georgia recently bade farewell to mascot UGA VII. PETA responded by suggesting that Georgia's next mascot should be a robot bulldog. (The first comment to the linked post is awesome, and if PETA had thought to include that in their suggestion, they might have found a lot more takers.)
Oh, and you should also not mess around with Jim.
Sometimes, when people tell you "You don't want to know...,"
...they ain't even a little bit kidding.
Mathew Roberts was adopted, and like many adopted kids, he was curious about his biological parents. So he began an investigation, and found his biological mother, who confirmed her identity, but was hesitant to say much about his biological father.
Why, you ask?
This is why.
Mathew Roberts was adopted, and like many adopted kids, he was curious about his biological parents. So he began an investigation, and found his biological mother, who confirmed her identity, but was hesitant to say much about his biological father.
Why, you ask?
This is why.
Friday, November 06, 2009
Also awesome
This is awesome (clap, clap, clap-clap-clap)
Thursday, October 29, 2009
It's the beady little eyes that make them so dangerous
Man tries to steal ferret by stuffing it down his pants. The best part is, that's not the crazy part. The crazy part is this:
A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's face.Sounds like a clear case of why we need ferret control, if you ask me.
That confrontation makes the ferret a "special weapon" under Florida law. So Bolton also faces battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Geek-tastic!
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Hiding the suck...
The Washington Redskins will play their first six games against winless teams, an NFL first.
Should they beat the Chiefs this Sunday (coin flip), they'll have only won three of those games.
Should they beat the Chiefs this Sunday (coin flip), they'll have only won three of those games.
Justice, Russian Style
Regarding the lawsuit in a Russian court accusing a newspaper of defaming Stalin, good news came when the court ruled in favor of the newspaper.
The opinion, noted as a rare example of legal brevity, read: "Dude. He's friggin' Stalin."
The opinion, noted as a rare example of legal brevity, read: "Dude. He's friggin' Stalin."
Thursday, October 08, 2009
It wasn't like they mocked his mustache
Stalin's grandson sues Russian newspaper for libel, claiming the paper "called into question the Soviet dictator's honor and dignity." Rumors that the paper also called into question David Letterman's fidelity were unsubstantiated as of press time.
Which sort of begs the question - how do you libel Stalin? What do you accuse him of doing - feeding Ukranians? Reveling in the give and take of a healthy democratic debate?
Hey, let's get a fresh perspective on this - the perspective of a 10 month old child. Xander, what you think about questioning Stalin's honor and dignity?
"Are you nuts?"
From the mouths of babes...
Which sort of begs the question - how do you libel Stalin? What do you accuse him of doing - feeding Ukranians? Reveling in the give and take of a healthy democratic debate?
Hey, let's get a fresh perspective on this - the perspective of a 10 month old child. Xander, what you think about questioning Stalin's honor and dignity?
"Are you nuts?"
From the mouths of babes...
Wednesday, October 07, 2009
Song of the day
So that's why my balls always go in the rough...
Woman arrested after police claim her Craiglist ad for "golf lessons" was actually prostitution.
Police reportedly became suspicious when they learned it actually cost more to play the back nine than the front nine.
Police reportedly became suspicious when they learned it actually cost more to play the back nine than the front nine.
You're not St. Peter? Never mind then.
Guy thinks he's dying. Guy does not want to face his maker without having unburdened his soul, so he confesses to a murder he's been suspected of.
Guy takes turn for the better, and facing judgment of a more earthly nature...you know what...never mind about the whole murder thing.
The whole unburdened soul thing? We'll get to that later.
Much, much later, ideally.
Guy takes turn for the better, and facing judgment of a more earthly nature...you know what...never mind about the whole murder thing.
The whole unburdened soul thing? We'll get to that later.
Much, much later, ideally.
